Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:17
Apparently 6 minute Abs takes too long. Even six seconds won't cut it.
Have you seen this ad in your local newspaper’s inserts?
This girdle, or "specially designed slimming undershirt for men" states that not only will it "flatten your stomach and whole upper body with no effort," but "you'll lose inches off your waist! In less than 5 seconds." Until you take it off and regain those inches in less than 5 seconds. At least this man girdle, I mean undershirt, is safer than resorting to potentially harmful fat burning supplements. But I don't think the marketers of the infomercial ab gadgets have anything to worry about. 5 seconds or not, it's not going to give you those six pack abs, as promised by the latest ab exerciser. Not that the ab contraption can guarantee a set of six pack abs. Even if most of their marketing phrases are similar: “no effort," "You'll get an amazing physique," "Lose several inches around your waist," at least with the newest, overpriced Ab So & So, you could be getting some of the benefits of exercise.
The one thing anyone considering this should realize is that, although "Nobody will know your secret," as the ad states, once you take off your shirt and remove your man girdle, it won’t be a secret any more.
Gentlemen, there is a better way, you know?!